Have to Pee? the MOH is a tough duty...

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For lack of ability to come up with a better term in this AM, I am blogging about having to Pee and how this relates to my duties as a MOH.  Some off you may know that one of my closests friends and BM, I refer to as P.  I can explain that later, but for times sake, just know that it is actually a positive reference not a disrespectful one.  However, surprisingly, this post, though deticated to that, has nothing to do with her, but about my MOH, who is getting married in September where I am her MOH.

As girls, we tend to go to the bathroom a lot, some more than others, especially when we have had some champagne or two.  I typically dont go that often so thats good.  My lovely MOH is no exception like me, but actually above and beyond the rule.  She has had many close calls in the nights that I have known her and if you went to college with us, you are probably shaking your head but smiling right now.  As a psychology major, at one point I even questioned what was happening in her development during the time of her potty training, but it shockingly has never come up in my convos with her mom.  Until now...the MOH's job, or any BM, is to help the bride when she has to go.  This will be a tough duty. Then came along this blog...

 

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Some of you who have been reading other blogs maybe have read this original one or this latest one on this new thing called "bridal diapers". Are you tilting your head with confusion? This bride-to-be was.  Apparently there are actually brides out there that will be wearing diapers so that they "don't miss a second of their big day" and can do this like "wear satin lace underware diaper covers" to dress it up.  Listen ladies, I apologize now if this is your game plan, but umm, what? No lace or satin will dress up the fact that you will be sitting in your own urine the entire night.  All I keep thinking it what? Won't it smell and look bulky? Plus, talk about way to start off your wedding night?! I guess there are some brides out there that are that concerned with missing something in the day they have spent a lot of time planning, I get it, makes sense, in some warped way. But listen, hire a good photographer and you'll be ok. 

However, lesson learned, have a game plan with your bride about bathroom strategy prior to the wedding day.  I will make sure to do this in the next month as we will need a game plan with my MOH!

What do you think Diapers or BM help?